Walmart… Underground bases… Secret FEMA camps… It sounds ridiculous, doesn’t it?

But here’s the problem: it is true.

Video: whistleblowing on Walmart

Our intrepid investigator, Ani P., reckons it’s time people woke the f*** up and asked WTF is going on:

A vast labyrinth of bases under the US, with some of the entrances located at certain Walmart stores? No way! Indeed, it’s so outrageous that, even if it were true, anyone you told would conclude you were a crazy conspiracy theorist. “Quick! Put your tin foil hat back on!”

FACT: there are hundreds of miles of subterranean tunnels and bases beneath north America. We don’t know their purpose, so all we have is conspiracy theories, and some of these hypotheses are highly speculative, further clouding the issue. Whatever it’s for, it must be important.

The evidence is conclusive, comprising photos, videos, countless eyewitness testimonies (including written statements from contractors who worked underground) and even a detailed map of the network from a declassified Russian intelligence file. This body of evidence would stand up in a court of law. And yet, most people are ignoring it, probably because it sounds so outrageous they assume it can’t be true. Superimpose over maps of Walmart sites to reveal stores arranged in straight lines and a relationship too extensive to be a coincidence. Sounds crazy, right? But remember, sounding crazy doesn’t make something implicitly untrue. The Governor of Texas was sufficiently alarmed to order the state guard to monitor the US military.

In the world league table of military budgets, the US military already spends more money than all the rest of the top eight countries combined! Yes, that includes both Russia and China. I’ll leave that statistic to sink in for a moment. Yeah, that really is a lot of money, folks. The newly elected US President, Donald Trump, recently promised an historic boost in military spending, throwing an extra $54bn into the pot, That’s the equivalent of adding 80% of Russia’s entire military budget on top of what was already being spent. Somebody sure has some big plans! But what?

Underground facilities are not so hard to believe in per se, really. We know that underground nuclear bunkers were constructed in the US and UK during the Cold War. We even know where many of the bunkers were now, but they were highly secret until recent years. Of course some new underground facilities have been developed since then. However, the scale and complexity of the “Walmart” tunnels and bases will surpass anything you could imagine. Moreover, multiple witnesses report FEMA and UN officials at these sites, as well as military personnel and private paramilitary contractors. Think about it: the UN! That’s an international organisation. China is one of the countries in control of the UN. China is a potential military adversary; not an ally. If the US military wanted to keep something secret for defence purposes, it seems unlikely that they would use UN staff.

Whatever these underground bases are for, clearly it’s big. Is there something coming that we should all know about? It sure looks that way. I wish we could tell you what it is. Use your imagination, because your guess is as good as mine. For example, if NASA’s Near Earth Object tracking system discovered a twenty-mile-wide comet on a path that would intersect Earth’s orbit on a future date, like, somebody would tell us, right? Could it be something imminent? A series of Walmart stores have been closed at short notice to be refitted with maximum security interior decor, and the operation is so big it’s impossible to keep it secret anymore. (Any mention of extraterrestrials will instantly stop most people reading this article, so much so that its an ideal smokescreen to discredit a discussion like this, so I’ll leave it to the reader to do their own Googling on that connection.)

As with anything you read on this website, we don’t expect you to take our word for it. We encourage you to investigate further, review the evidence for yourself and draw your own conclusions.